DC COMICS PRESENTS #59, (July, 1983)
"Ambush Bug II"
Story & breakdown: Keith Giffen
Additional dialog: Paul Levitz
Finishes: Kurt Schaffenberger
Letterer: Ben Oda
Colorist: Carl Gafford
Editor: Julius Schwartz
Reviewer: Siskoid
The first comic book I ever bought (The Context)
I've been reading comics since before I can remember. My relatives fed me a steady diet of French (actually, Belgian) bande dessinée as a child (
Tintin and
Astérix were the stars here), and my English teachers were
Richie Rich and
Archie (so as a result, I know a lot about dating in the '50s and how to spend googles of money). But it wasn't until the very early '80s, when I was 10 or 11, that I discovered super-hero comics. At first, these were black and white French translations in thick trades and featured a truly random array of Marvel and DC Comics, padded with old
House of Mystery-type shorts.
Soon enough, I was into the original-English mags invariably sold at convenience stores with moons, stars and rocket-ships on their signs, like Apollo News and Tabagie Astral (I don't know what it is about my home town, must've been the hippies). Proper comic book stores were still almost a decade away, but comics were cheap, colorful and spread through my consciousness like sweet, sweet heroin. The first comic I ever bought with my own money (yeah, like my mom didn't give it to me right there in the store) was
DC Comics Presents #59.
Now,
DCCP was
Superman's team-up book and I found that whenever
Superman starred with another headliner, like
Flash or
Green Lantern, the comic was boredom incarnate. But when some obscure loser who didn't even live in
Superman's normal continuum showed up, it really sang. But that's me. It said something about the variety and longevity of the DC universe which appealed to me.
And what better losers than the Legion of Substitute-Heroes? (The Stars)
These are the guys who couldn't make it into the superhero team that accepted
Bouncing Boy and
Matter-Eater Lad as their own! For God's sake, the real
Legion has a member whose power is to DREAM. I do that too and they never gave me a frickin' flight ring. So, no question, all these guys are incredible losers (except maybe
Polar Boy who never deserved the treatment, in my opinion). The villain of the piece is
Ambush Bug - one of my favorites - who's not quite the king of parody he would later become, but is already talking to himself. Judging from this monologue, he's not too far from (rightly) believing he's a character in a comic book:
"Ambush Bug II" (yep, that IS the title) has a simple enough plot.
Ambush Bug hops on
Superman as the Man of Steel is flying to the 30th Century (back when he could "Do the Delorian") and gets left in
the Subs' custody (
the LSH are out of town) while
Supes takes care of some business. Of course, they screw things up and he escapes. Now, the 30th Century was a groovy place. Something right out of
Flash Gordon or '60s
Doctor Who. There are signs in Interlac all over the place (I wonder if this is the "additional dialogue" attributed to
Legion of Super-Heroes scribe Paul Levitz*... you probably couldn't do a
Legion story back then without him getting his fingers all over it).