By
Michael Bailey
There’s
a theory that the first thing you are
exposed to in a particular fandom will ultimately be your favorite. This is not a hard and fast rule but for the
most part it’s true. For example, the first Doctor
you experience when you start watching Doctor
Who is more than likely going to become “your” Doctor. The Star Trek series you watch and fall in
love with first with is “your” Star Trek. The
first heroes and villains you are exposed to become “your” heroes.
Going
with that theory and sticking to it the Legion, by all rights, should be among
my favorite characters ever.
They
weren’t.
In fact it took me a long time to learn to love the Legion.
I’m not making any sense. Let me back this up a bit.
Despite being a fan of super-heroes from the time I was cognizant of the world around me, I didn’t start seriously reading comics until I was eleven years old. I would get the odd comic here and there, in addition to the big box of Marvel books I got for Christmas 1985. I even tried to collect a book in the summer of 1986. It was the Masters of the Universe book that Marvel put out under their Star Comics imprint. I lasted four issues.
The
time wasn’t right. I wasn’t ready. The book wasn’t all that good.
All of these sentences are accurate.
Something
changed in 1987. I have four older
sisters and we had a sliding scale of jacked up grills. My eldest sister needed a little work from
the orthodontist while my mouth could have been declared a disaster area with FEMA
being called in to assist. My time in
harness (as in getting braces) was still about a year or so away but being
eleven my mother couldn’t leave me at home while she took my sisters to their
orthodontic appointments. The office was
lousy with comics, mostly DC and mostly Superman on top of that. One of them was an issue of Action Comics where Superman was
fighting Superboy. I didn’t get the
chance to read it though when I saw it because it was time to leave but it sure looked cool.
Sometime
later I was at the grocery store with my Dad where I spotted that issue of Action Comics from the orthodontist’s
office, as well as an issue of Superman. It had an amazing cover. There was
Superman hoisting one guy I didn’t recognize (who I would learn is named Blok)
over his head while holding another guy I didn’t recognize (who I would learn
is Brainiac Five) with two other guys I didn’t recognize (who I learned were
Sun Boy and the second Invisible Kid) were sprawled out on either side of
him.
This
is the type of cover that dares you not to read it.
I
took the dare and was a bit shocked by what I saw when I opened the comic. There, on the first page, was a shirtless
Clark Kent ripping a tree out of the ground in full view of Lana Lang. A few pages later Ma and Pa Kent show up with
a picnic lunch. What was going on? Had the world gone insane? How can Lana know Clark’s secret? How can the Kents be alive? How can Clark have such an amazingly hairy
chest?
My
confusion stemmed from the fact that up until I plucked those comics from the
spinner rack the sum total of my experience with Superman in the comics came
from a copy of Superman: From the ‘30s
to the ‘70s that I used to check out of the school library. Things were pretty clear in that book: Lana Lang did not know that Superboy/Superman
and Clark Kent were one and the same.
The Kents? They were passed on. Those people are no
more. They have ceased to be. They had
expired and gone to meet their maker.
Before
reading those issues I also had no idea who the Legion of Super-Heroes were, either. Luckily John Byrne provided the
origin of the team and a short explanation of why there wasn’t a Superboy
anymore, which in a roundabout way explained why Lana knew Clark’s secret and
how the Kents were alive. I rather liked
the idea of these costumed heroes from the future coming back to make Superboy
part of their team. Nearly thirty years
later I still like the idea but I also laugh at the fact that hazing is
something that survived the thousand years between now and when the Legion
exists.
I
also liked how the story played out over Superman
#8 and Action Comics #591. Clark is minding his own business, hears of
some trouble, investigates said trouble, meets Brainiac 5 and friends, gets
thrown into the pocket universe, fights with a younger, more powerful version of
himself, and once everything is sorted out returns home. There’s action, some emotion, a lot of
exposition, colorful characters, and a super powered dog that sacrifices his
powers to save his master.
It
was a great way to be introduced to the then new comic book adventures of
Superman and because of that these issues will always be special to me.
I
knew the story continued into another book but at the time I was so new to
buying comics that if it wasn’t at the 7-11 or the grocery store it just didn’t
exist. It never occurred to the eleven
year old me to try to find the issues of Legion of Super-Heroes that both
preceded and concluded the story in the two comics I had just bought. A few months later I picked up Who’s Who Update ‘87 off the spinner
rack and the Superboy entry told me everything I needed to know about the story
so I was good. In fact it would be ten
years before I would finally read Legion
of Super-Heroes #37 and #38.
So
going with the theory I put forward at the beginning of this post I should have
been a Legion fan from the beginning, because they were in the first comics that
made me a comics fan.
But
they didn’t. Why?
One
answer is the setting. Stories set in
either the future or in a more science fiction/outer space settings never
appealed to me (with the exceptions of Star Wars and Star Trek which were, for
lack of a better term, grandfathered into my favorite things). For the most part I like my stories to be set
in a more real world setting. This is
also why I never glommed on to fantasy stories.
When all of the settings and even some of the language is made up by the
author my interest tends to plummet.
Beyond
that the Legion itself never appealed to me. I
liked the idea of the team but I am the type of person that needs to connect
with a concept before I really get into it.
Finally, the Superman books were my bread and butter in terms of must-have comics and during the Post-Crisis on Infinite Earths era the Legion was
not a big part of Superman’s life, even though they would pop up from time to
time. Dan Jurgens used several eras of
the team during the Time and Time Again storyline in 1991 and the Post Zero Hour
version of the group worked with Superman before and after the Final Night event, but they weren’t an
integral part of that Superman’s backstory.
He never was Superboy so, he wasn’t a member of their team. He didn’t have a strong connection to them and
because of that neither did I.
Now
to be fair there were times when I almost got into the Legion. In 1997 I found a huge run of both the Baxter
series and the Five Years Later series in the cheap bins and liked both of them
just fine...just not enough to investigate either series beyond the issues I had
found. In the early 2000s Superboy was
drawn into the team so I started buying that book to follow his adventures with
them. I even bought the Mark Waid “threeboot” series from right before
Infinite Crisis. This is in addition to reading the Who’s Who entries as I bought the
various iterations of that series over the years.
None
of it stuck.
Geoff
Johns forced the issue in 2008 when he (along with Brad Meltzer) brought the
Pre-Crisis Legion back in the JLA/JSA crossover the Lightning Saga as well as
the Superman and the Legion of Super-Heroes storyline in Action Comics. They also
played a part in Superman: Secret Origin
and the conclusion of the New Krypton
saga. Then there was Legion of Three Worlds, which was great
until the final page of the final issue.
Anyway, suddenly the Legion was back in Superman’s life and it was then that I started to finally “get” the Legion.
It
was a big deal for me. After years of
keeping the team at arm’s length I finally started to understand what the
Legion represents and what it means to Superman. It took the death of my era of the Man of
Steel to get to that point but once it hit me it was like a fog had
lifted. “My” Superman had little to
nothing to do with the Legion but once I started to accept the previous
iterations of the character I started to have more respect for the elements of
his history.
I
am not trying to insult the die-hard Legion fans by saying this so please stick
with me to the end but once I realized that the Legion was a spin-off of
Superboy and by extension Superman I accepted the group into my heart. Like Laverne
and Shirley and Benson and Frasier, the Legion of Super-Heroes
managed to spin out of a popular series and become something special in
and of itself. In the admittedly limited
reading I have done of their Bronze Age adventures I see something a
reader can really sink their teeth into.
The sense of family. The values
the group stood for. The acceptance of
other races and species. The different
personalities and powers.
The
whole gestalt of the Legion spoke to me like it never had before.
And
just like that I learned to love the Legion.
It’s
funny too because in many ways I feel like I have circled back to the early
days of my comic book collecting. This
super-hero team I was exposed to thanks to Superman
#8 and Action Comics #591 that had
once been lost to me was found. There
will always be a part of me that loves the era of Superman where he had little or no connection to the Legion, because that’s what I grew up on, but there is
another part that will always think of the Legion as something that is closely
associated with the Man of Steel. It’s
why I store my Legion collection with my Superman books.
It’s
where they belong.
One
more thing and you can file this under “Something You Probably Already Knew But
Just In Case You Didn’t Here It Is”. The
cover to Superman #8 is Byrne
reworking the cover he drew for Fantastic
Four #249. On that cover Gladiator
is hoisting the Thing over his head and holding Mister Fantastic while the
Human Torch and Invisible Woman are sprawled on either side of him. He was a member of the Shi’Ar Imperial Guard
which had a diverse membership that were all swiped in one form or another from
the Legion of Super-Heroes. Gladiator
was the Superboy stand in and years later his real name would be revealed to be
Kallark. A few years back someone
pointed out to me that if you look at the Legionnaires that Superman is
holding/standing in front of you have a fire person, someone that turns
invisible, someone that looks like they are made of rock and someone that is
really, really smart. So on one cover
you have the Marvel version of Superman standing triumphant over the Fantastic
Four and on the other you have Superman standing triumphant over four
characters that share the powers and/or personalities of the Fantastic Four.
Mind = blown.
Mind = blown.
Michael Bailey is one of the greatest Superman fans on the interweb, as well as another of our Fire and Water Podcast buddies. You can find him regularly at both The Fortress of Baileytude and Views From The Longbox.
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