Monday, April 2, 2018

LEGION TOYS: Proty (Mattel 12-Pack)


by Derek William Crabbe
It's the greatest pack-in in a Legion of Super-Heroes 12-Pack Box Set next to a 24-carat gold plated Legion Flight Ring! It's....Proty!  Well, I guess technically, it's Proty II, but who's counting dead Protys?

"C'mon guys, you call those smiles?"

Sculpt:
For a tiny little proto-plasmic bipedal blob, he looks pretty good.


Articulation:
Zilch. Zero. Zip. Nadda. Bupkis. He's a pack-in, whaddya expect?


Paint:
The paint applications are good enough to make me think of Vanilla Jell-O Pudding. Mmmm. Pudding.

"$240 worth of pudding. Awwww Yeeeah."
Overall:
Dude has sacrificed his life, out-photographs Jimmy Olsen on a regular basis, and is a member of the Legion of Super-Pets! Proty wins the pack-in of the year contest hands down!


1 comment:

  1. “who's counting dead Protys?”
    Saturn Girl will be.... Five years later.

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